{"id":49,"date":"2008-07-14T16:32:37","date_gmt":"2008-07-14T20:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/?p=49"},"modified":"2008-07-15T00:45:29","modified_gmt":"2008-07-15T04:45:29","slug":"save-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/2008\/07\/save-gas\/","title":{"rendered":"Save Gas"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is completely awesome:<\/p>\n

6 Retarded Gas Saving Schemes (People Are Actually Trying)<\/a><\/p>\n

I have to say, though, I love the websites with a big sticker on the front page that say ‘Top Secret’.\u00a0 Shh… don’t tell anyone else on the internet!<\/p>\n

But really.\u00a0 The best part of it is these guys. Spokespeople for #5. The brains of the operation:<\/p>\n

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Just becuase it’s so amazing, i’ll provide you with a little excerpt of what you get when you watch the video.\u00a0 Pure science.<\/p>\n

“I’d like to explain how our product works.\u00a0 The enzymes in our product break down the molecular structure of the fuel.\u00a0 So if you were to look at gasoline or diesel under a microscope, on a slide, you’d see clusters of molecules.\u00a0 Much like clusters of grapes.\u00a0 Our enzymes attack those clusters and break them down into individual molecules, allowing for a more complete burn of the fuel.\u00a0 So if you’re shooting less out your tailpipe as an emission of our byproduct, you’d go further down the road and your fuel economy would be on the rise.\u00a0 It’s as simple as that.\u00a0 Thank you.”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It’s like he learned chemistry from Peter Griffin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is completely awesome: 6 Retarded Gas Saving Schemes (People Are Actually Trying) I have to say, though, I love the websites with a big sticker on the front page that say ‘Top Secret’.\u00a0 Shh… don’t tell anyone else on the internet! But really.\u00a0 The best part of it is these guys. Spokespeople for #5. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,25,24],"tags":[61,62,60,56],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flicks","category-nice-one","category-thick-irony","tag-cars","tag-completely-retarded","tag-fuel-economy","tag-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52,"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions\/52"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}