{"id":738,"date":"2009-01-30T18:28:43","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T22:28:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/?p=738"},"modified":"2009-01-30T18:33:23","modified_gmt":"2009-01-30T22:33:23","slug":"close-before-opening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/2009\/01\/close-before-opening\/","title":{"rendered":"Close Before Opening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/failblog.org\/2009\/01\/30\/paradoxical-fail\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-739\" title=\"Paradox\" src=\"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/fail-owned-paradoxical-fail.jpg\" alt=\"Paradox\" width=\"420\" srcset=\"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/fail-owned-paradoxical-fail.jpg 500w, http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/fail-owned-paradoxical-fail-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes.\u00a0 I see what you&#8217;re saying, but I&#8217;m not quite sure you mean what you think you do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes.\u00a0 I see what you&#8217;re saying, but I&#8217;m not quite sure you mean what you think you do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nice-one","category-pics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":741,"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions\/741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}