{"id":316,"date":"2008-08-29T12:20:20","date_gmt":"2008-08-29T16:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/?p=316"},"modified":"2008-08-29T12:21:11","modified_gmt":"2008-08-29T16:21:11","slug":"steve-jobs-is-not-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/2008\/08\/steve-jobs-is-not-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Steve Jobs is Not Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But this is what his obituary might look like if he happened to die:<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"top\" href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5042795\/steve-jobss-obituary-as-run-by-bloomberg\">Steve Jobs&#8217;s Obituary, As Run By Bloomberg<\/a> (thanks GAWKER)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_317\" style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/steve_jobs.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-317\" class=\"size-full wp-image-317\" title=\"steve_jobs\" src=\"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/steve_jobs.gif\" alt=\"from www.schneiderism.com\" width=\"440\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-317\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">from www.schneiderism.com<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Special thanks to Bloomberg for releasing this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But this is what his obituary might look like if he happened to die: Steve Jobs&#8217;s Obituary, As Run By Bloomberg (thanks GAWKER) Special thanks to Bloomberg for releasing this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[71,150,151,149,148],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nice-one","tag-apple","tag-bloomberg","tag-gawker","tag-obituary","tag-steve-jobs"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":320,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions\/320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}