{"id":354,"date":"2008-09-10T22:07:10","date_gmt":"2008-09-11T02:07:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/?p=354"},"modified":"2008-09-10T22:07:10","modified_gmt":"2008-09-11T02:07:10","slug":"time-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/2008\/09\/time-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"Time Machine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This made me laugh out loud.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_355\" style=\"width: 379px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ffffound.com\/image\/5fab56d03ca3d48a9fd63ed98e848fef6f9a7193\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-355\" class=\"size-full wp-image-355\" title=\"Time Machine!\" src=\"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/5fab56d03ca3d48a9fd63ed98e848fef6f9a7193_m.jpg\" alt=\"Time Machine! via FFFFound\" width=\"369\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-355\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Time Machine! via FFFFound<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Glad I wasn&#8217;t drinking milk.\u00a0 It surely would&#8217;ve come right out my nose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This made me laugh out loud. Glad I wasn&#8217;t drinking milk.\u00a0 It surely would&#8217;ve come right out my nose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,24],"tags":[56,173,172],"class_list":["post-354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pics","category-thick-irony","tag-humor","tag-the-brits","tag-time-machine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":356,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions\/356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}