{"id":508,"date":"2008-10-07T14:14:30","date_gmt":"2008-10-07T18:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/?p=508"},"modified":"2008-10-07T14:14:30","modified_gmt":"2008-10-07T18:14:30","slug":"the-saddest-place-on-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/2008\/10\/the-saddest-place-on-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"The Saddest Place on Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/worldnews\/article-1045159\/Cinderella-Snow-White-Mickey-Mouse-arrested-police-clash-staff-Disneyland.html\" target=\"_blank\">Cinderella, Snow White and Mickey Mouse arrested as police clash with staff at Disneyland<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tough break, Mickey.\u00a0 You call me when you&#8217;re sent up.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve got friends on the inside.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cinderella, Snow White and Mickey Mouse arrested as police clash with staff at Disneyland Tough break, Mickey.\u00a0 You call me when you&#8217;re sent up.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve got friends on the inside.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[213,211,210,212],"class_list":["post-508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nice-one","tag-arrest","tag-disney","tag-mickey-mouse","tag-protest"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=508"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":509,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions\/509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}