{"id":608,"date":"2008-11-10T11:51:07","date_gmt":"2008-11-10T15:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/?p=608"},"modified":"2008-11-10T11:51:07","modified_gmt":"2008-11-10T15:51:07","slug":"the-claw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/2008\/11\/the-claw\/","title":{"rendered":"The Claw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ffffound.com\/image\/6c4ed295198bf9284868f34e03976da8654476e1\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-610\" title=\"It's the Claw\" src=\"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/6c4ed295198bf9284868f34e03976da8654476e1_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Why is this so funny on a Monday morning?\u00a0 Am I going to regret this later?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ffffound.com\/image\/6c4ed295198bf9284868f34e03976da8654476e1\" target=\"_blank\">via FFFFound<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is this so funny on a Monday morning?\u00a0 Am I going to regret this later? via FFFFound<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[11,260],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pics","tag-ffffound","tag-the-claw"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":611,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions\/611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}