{"id":677,"date":"2008-12-05T12:28:17","date_gmt":"2008-12-05T16:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/?p=677"},"modified":"2008-12-05T12:28:17","modified_gmt":"2008-12-05T16:28:17","slug":"the-onion-news-network","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/2008\/12\/the-onion-news-network\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion News Network"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I honestly haven&#8217;t been paying all that much attention to The Onion since college.\u00a0 Unless I&#8217;m just desperate for something to read on the subway.\u00a0 But it seems like they&#8217;ve still got it:<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ioqrAbPW9x8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Thanks Ben!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I honestly haven&#8217;t been paying all that much attention to The Onion since college.\u00a0 Unless I&#8217;m just desperate for something to read on the subway.\u00a0 But it seems like they&#8217;ve still got it: Thanks Ben!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[56,295,297,296],"class_list":["post-677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flicks","tag-humor","tag-onion-news-network","tag-schizophrenia","tag-the-onion"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":678,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677\/revisions\/678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffclarke.us\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}