Geek Chic

This is an old favorite of mine:

This made me laugh out loud.

Time Machine! via FFFFound

Glad I wasn’t drinking milk.  It surely would’ve come right out my nose.

Ok. One more of these then I’ll quit I swear:

As Seen on TV: The 10 Most Laughably Misleading Ads

#1? The Magniscribe Pen, where the woman is ‘calling now’ to order the pen she so desperately needs USING one of the pens?  Classic.

And I’m not sure this is real or not, but check out the reviews page for #2: My Lil Reminder — a voice recorder/reminder system.  Click here and do a search for ‘Bob of Ohio’.

While we’re on the subject of awesome, I just remembered this:

That guy, man.  That guy.  Wow.

Courtesy of our wonderfully creative friends at Elevator Repair Service.

This is completely awesome:

6 Retarded Gas Saving Schemes (People Are Actually Trying)

I have to say, though, I love the websites with a big sticker on the front page that say ‘Top Secret’.  Shh… don’t tell anyone else on the internet!

But really.  The best part of it is these guys. Spokespeople for #5. The brains of the operation:

Just becuase it’s so amazing, i’ll provide you with a little excerpt of what you get when you watch the video.  Pure science.

“I’d like to explain how our product works.  The enzymes in our product break down the molecular structure of the fuel.  So if you were to look at gasoline or diesel under a microscope, on a slide, you’d see clusters of molecules.  Much like clusters of grapes.  Our enzymes attack those clusters and break them down into individual molecules, allowing for a more complete burn of the fuel.  So if you’re shooting less out your tailpipe as an emission of our byproduct, you’d go further down the road and your fuel economy would be on the rise.  It’s as simple as that.  Thank you.”

It’s like he learned chemistry from Peter Griffin.

Oh McSweeny’s.  You’re such rascals.

“Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less” by Ben Joseph

thank you Carter.